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jingled your bells

A 5 year old girl named "stew" decides that she has had enough of this stupid so called "CHRISTMAS", so takes public transit to the town mall and shoots the mall santa directly in the left ball sack with an AK - 47, santa drops to his knees pain and stew walks into baby gap and buys herself a XL t- shirt even though shes a small... cause she just don't give a hecking damn.
mall santa: What the fuck just happened?
stew: I just jingled your bells bad bleep
by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020
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suck your dad

to andrew: u can go suck your dad silly fool
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Drop your nuts

Dropping your nuts is when you try to show how tough you are and show out for a girl

It’s a way of trying to show people how masculine you are
Kevin:Man I pull more then you

Charles: Man don’t be tryna drop your nuts cuz dis girl here man
by GorRhinoDaRealest May 9, 2022
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Who's your blue?

Blue is someone who is your comfort. The one person who takes all your worries away. Someone that you know will always be there even though you've put them through a lot.
"who's your blue?", "My blue is you Jamal."
by jejeunivers January 8, 2022
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rest of your days

I will be with you for the rest of your days (Divorced after three years)
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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YOUR BASE

its a typo from Zork
by pseudogod420 February 2, 2005
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your mum's pussy

it is used by townies/chavs.
moesha: fuck off you scal
chav: your mums pussy
by owen April 5, 2005
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