monkey nuts

small insane simians; or those who are fanitical over them

"look mommy, monkey nuts!"

by malicious and kisses da klowns November 21, 2003

Monkey Box

A pipe made out of house-hold items.

I made a monkey box out of a soda bottle and some gum.

by P Dittle October 9, 2005

Thunder Monkey

A short, extremely fatass girl (always with dark brown/black hair) who looks startlingly like a monkey. The Thunder Monkey is usually seen eating whatever she can, and as much of it as possible. She even enjoys chugging mayo and anything else in a packet. Usually needs to wax her eyebrows.

Person #1: DAMN! Look at that Thunder Monkey!
*Thunder Monkey is in the distance in a cafe, chugging ketchup packets*
Person #2: Look away before you're blinded! LOOK AWAY!!

by BigPimpinSF January 30, 2010

bung monkey

this is a common insult used by me to signify you are a reject from a moron factory and need to quit being a jackass and get a life

Dustin you are a bung monkey.

by HarleyHorton March 29, 2004

ass monkey

a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd

I need to drop some ass monkeys

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Ass monkey

Black person. Annoying black people.

Fuckin ass monkey.
Oh, look there's an ass monkey robbing that banana store!

by penisblackbaby May 8, 2008

carpet monkey

a monkey that sits on the carpet.

oh look, the carpet monkey is back

by Ric Dray October 23, 2006