a jrotc cadet that takes everything way too seriously. they are under the impression that doing good in jrotc comes before anything else and that they will attend one of the most prestigious military academy’s. they also believe that they are far above anyone else and it is engraved in their mind that they are a very special cadet.
by wjeidknen June 2, 2023

You: I'm going home now
Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom
Your friend: can I play to
You: ok
Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok
Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom
Your friend: can I play to
You: ok
Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok
by new super Mario Bros wii July 17, 2022

by HulkHogie July 31, 2022

Any Star Trek geek with a uniform that is obligated to serve under your beck and call so that they can bask in their own, bemusing glory of 'serving as an officer.'
A huge suck-up to any figure of authority in the army, Star Trek, or any other Sci-Fi movie with a commanding officer.
Also known as "Wesley Crusher"
A huge suck-up to any figure of authority in the army, Star Trek, or any other Sci-Fi movie with a commanding officer.
Also known as "Wesley Crusher"
You: Aw, shiz, I left my cat outside in the freezin rain.
Super Ensign: I can do that! *jumps out window and into yard, comes back with cat*
You: Thanks, ensign.
Super Ensign: *squee*
Super Ensign: I can do that! *jumps out window and into yard, comes back with cat*
You: Thanks, ensign.
Super Ensign: *squee*
by fritobaggins February 23, 2011

by FardMonke July 25, 2022

Friend 1: What happened to Greg?
Friend 2: Oh, he was hanging out with Georgina and turned into a Super-Fruit
Friend 2: Oh, he was hanging out with Georgina and turned into a Super-Fruit
by magicallydelicious.com April 2, 2023

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