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Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 12, 2018
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SLAP YOUR SMALLER FRIEND DAY

Every day between the 2nd-6th of February is slap your shorter friend day (SYSFD)
I can't wait for Slap Your Smaller Friend Day
by Twopeice February 1, 2023
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slap attack

An attack featuring someone being beat up in a video, often 2 against 1.
As he came out of the club he was slap attacked
by jek_227 March 26, 2016
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slap the tip

1) send her a vid of u fapping
2) slap the tip of your penis on camera
girl: heyy zaddy im horny frfr
boy: oh? what do u want me to do ab it?
girl: slap the tip
by k_lolziesUwU April 22, 2022
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Slap

A piece of killer music.
Either something that goes hard or a killer in a literal fashion, a diss that could end someones career.
Yoo u saw that new disstrack that was a lethal slap, ended his career and took his soul.
by DaffyDuckler December 20, 2018
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Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
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crap and slap

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.
Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.
by AnnabelS February 11, 2015
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