Monkey Box

A pipe made out of house-hold items.

I made a monkey box out of a soda bottle and some gum.

by P Dittle October 9, 2005

jizum monkey

'Jizum' - literal translation is seamen, spunk, cum, man juice, etc. Monkey is self explanatory. However a 'Jizum Monkey' - is a person who essentially is full of energy, smiles a lot, bounces off the walls, to the point of annoyance - but this is generally an affectionate insult / name rather than a term used to insult someone for derogatory means. Jizum monkey was used in the UK British TV sitcom 'Game On'. The character, Matthew Malone used it to insult Martin Henson, a ginger haired banker.

Pascal is a jizum monkey.

Get off my bouncy castle you fucking jizum monkey!

Rachel - your such a jizum monkey - but i love ya.

Jon insited that he was not a jizum monkey, but more of a skunk-pussy.

by Pascal Dalton June 13, 2008

monkey nuts

small insane simians; or those who are fanitical over them

"look mommy, monkey nuts!"

by malicious and kisses da klowns November 21, 2003

bung monkey

this is a common insult used by me to signify you are a reject from a moron factory and need to quit being a jackass and get a life

Dustin you are a bung monkey.

by HarleyHorton March 29, 2004

ass monkey

a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd

I need to drop some ass monkeys

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Ass monkey

Black person. Annoying black people.

Fuckin ass monkey.
Oh, look there's an ass monkey robbing that banana store!

by penisblackbaby May 8, 2008

carpet monkey

a monkey that sits on the carpet.

oh look, the carpet monkey is back

by Ric Dray October 23, 2006