Gay Cheese 

A thick, whitish-yellow substance that looks like it came from two gay people making love.

Carl: Eww, What's that on the table?

Scott: It's Gay Cheese! Don't let gay people have sex on your kitchen table Carl!

Gay Cheese by IMAKEprettyWORDS June 16, 2011

South of Cheese 

Any place that you are at or people you are involved with, in which that it may be run down, lame, full of cheesy people, cheesy, stupid, and lacking any sort of cool factor. Kind of like saying "Yea, that is about as cool as a wet fart."

" Ugh, do you remember that bar we went to last night, total South of Cheese."

South of Cheese by Shizid13 April 28, 2009

cheese boob

A boob made out of cheese.

Look at that cheddar cheese boob!

cheese boob by Yapi Inu April 28, 2006

grilled cheese 

When pulled apart, grilled cheese looks exactly like old poontang

Syxxpakk would really like to get a piece of Proxi's grilled cheese

grilled cheese by cyxelsid July 29, 2003

bum cheese 69 

1.When a man cums in another mans ass, and then it drys and is crusty, later the man who came in said ass licks the dried cum out

2.Someone who is or has the qualitys of a bum cheeser.

gay guy 1-"We totally bum cheese 69'd last night"
gay guy 2-"and it was tasty, yum"

bum cheese 69 by bumman August 23, 2006

cottage cheese diet 

1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.

2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .

1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.

2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!

cottage cheese diet by Mike Oxhard July 12, 2006

dick cheese 

a word or phrase randomly said to break the silence, also means when you have sex with a female at night then go to work the next day and eventually develop a white filmy substance on your pubic hair.

dude, I got some major dick cheese going on,, finally need to wash up.

dick cheese by Bause Dragon May 21, 2011