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Blue MAGA 

A centrist/liberal Democrat who acts just like a Trump supporter - tribal, authoritarian, and loyal to the party no matter what - as long as the cruelty is delivered with “civility.”

Coined as a play on "Make America Great Again," Blue MAGA types cheered on Biden’s student debt half-measures, stayed silent during the bombing of Gaza (or actively supported it), and backed campus police crackdowns on peaceful protesters. When Kamala Harris talked during her campaign about wanting to continue funding Israel's genocide of Gazans, many nodded along, proving that when forced to choose between fascism and leftistm, liberals will often pick fascism. When Harris's campaign embarrasingly crashed and burned against Trump, giving him a second presidential term, they targeted Hispanics and Arab Americans for not voting in high enough numbers for her, in some cases overtly supporting their deportation, or worse.

They treat politics like sports, care more about vibes than policy, and think the real threat isn’t Trump, but progressives/leftists and anyone who demands real change. Just don’t call them conservatives, they prefer “pragmatic.”
Blue MAGA: Deport the Gaza protestors!

Me: You’re literally repeating Trump.
Blue MAGA: At least I’m not a socialist.
Me: That’s Blue MAGA for you...
Blue MAGA by Iguana Power May 9, 2025

Blue Takis Experience 

A Blue Takis Experience is the phenomenon that occurs when you have too many blue Takis and your shit turns greenish-blue. Normally, this phenomenon will occur when one has consumed at least one serving per day on multiple consecutive days, depending on how one's digestive system tends to process. This phenomenon is sometimes accompanied by Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS).
Person A: Bro, I had a Blue Takis Experience last night. It was so wild. My asshole felt like it caught on fire.
Person B: Dude, how blue was your shit after?
Person A: Looked like it came out of an alien's asshole, I swear.

Person B: Well, that's how you know they were legitimate Blue Heat Takis!

Blue Gump 

When skin color is so black it appears to others as purple
You're a Blue Gump, I've got blue gump syndrome!
Blue Gump by anonymous May 15, 2025

Blue Gowns 

Term used to describe the particular individuals who arent smart enough to acquire a white gown. Hence forth they are marked with a blue gown.
Look at all these stupid blue gowns.
Blue Gowns by constan.1ne May 19, 2025

Blue Crawfish 

A form of blow job in which the giver clamps a crawfish claw around the base of the receivers shaft while fully erect, at which point the blow job is continued until the penis turns blue and the crawfish claw in unclenched, causing the built up semen to release all at once.
I gave Mike a blue crawfish yesterday, all though it was more purple than blue
Blue Crawfish by aTut86 May 24, 2025

Blue Pilling 

Blue Pilling describes the act of pretending something is not real or happening. The act of living in delusional reality. Lying to one’s self about their reality. Rejecting the harsh reality and unbiased truth of something, and instead choosing to believe in an alternative reality in order to survive within your belief system and perception of reality.
M: “Gwen’s boyfriend Alex is definitely cheating on her with his friend”
R: “He definitely is! Do you think Gwen notices?”

M: “She would have to be Blue Pilling it if she didn’t notice, it’s impossible to miss! He always leaves her alone at parties to hang out with his best friend Glen!”

R: “She’s definitely Blue Pilling her way through that…”