Smooth and not saggy. When a man is unable to grow any pubic hair or shaves his balls so often they have no hair.
Woman 1: I slept with Jon last night and he has such bald balls!
Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!
Woman 2: I heard he's already going through male pattern baldness!
by Herr Magie July 3, 2022
Get the Bald Balls mug.I shot my Ball Spackle all over Meg’s tits, I used my sock to clean it off and it was stuck together tight
by PuffyRI August 29, 2022
Get the Ball Spackle mug.In addition to its use to designate the scrotum and its contents, BALL BAG can also refer to a weighted leather pouch that encloses the scrotum and testicles and distends them. The weights involved can be up to several pounds. Predominately gay S/M use in this sense.
Bob was punished by having two lbs added to the ball-bag he was forced to wear during the S/M session.
by Euphorbia June 5, 2005
Get the ball bag mug.blue balls is a form of power over men for women. when a woman feels that a man is not giving her the respect she deserves, that he has a small dick or is unattractive, that she wants revenge for whatever reason or is angry at the man, she will sexually arouse the man, but not give him the satisfaction of ejaculation. after a long time, this creates intense pain in his balls, and the woman can feel the sweet, sweet joy of power that women, in our culture, seldom feel over men.
"He was being an asshole and telling me that I would be a great notch in his belt. So I gave him blue balls... that should teach him to talk to women right!"
"Yeeaaah, girl!"
"He told me that he liked me best when I didn't talk, then said, 'Let's fuck.' He was small, too; why would I want to fuck that? I gave him blue balls instead. Haha selfish bastard."
"Yeeaaah, girl!"
"He told me that he liked me best when I didn't talk, then said, 'Let's fuck.' He was small, too; why would I want to fuck that? I gave him blue balls instead. Haha selfish bastard."
by pakmafafmr April 8, 2009
Get the blue balls mug.A term used when referring to a collection of disturbing or shocking images which can be described at "the sweaty underside of the internet"; Ballsack.org
by k0p August 27, 2009
Get the Ball sack mug.a swarm of silverback gorillas that descends upon carbondale, illinois for one week each year to remind white people why segregation was invented; a convention of poop throwing and free loading
by phoebelilly March 21, 2010
Get the players ball mug.This term reflects the compound act of two poor decisions. 1) Using a Port-a-John (Job Johnny, Johnny on the Spot, et al.) 2) Grinding out a depth charge into the murky abyss. For when you choose to do both you are likely to emerge from the compact bowel booth with a set of smurf balls, as your testicles are splashed with a coating of azure hued ass water.
Dubbs insisted on using the Job Johnny and he was rewarded with a pair of smurf balls for his stupidity.
by Mike Dennison July 8, 2007
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