cake

i think there a thing called cake but its a lie

imma eat my dick shaped cake

by slippygf111 July 25, 2024

Shake the cakes

Exercising.
Going to the gym to shake off the calories from all the cakes and junk you over indulged in over the weekend.

“What you doing right now?”
“I’m at the gym, trying to shake the cakes”

by Ba2kie August 10, 2024

Crab Cake

When a man goes down and eats her girl out despite having a bad, smelly, and fungally yeast infection.

My friend: How did you and Abby celebrate her birthday?
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!

by CK-HVACR August 11, 2024

Cake Proof

The act of celebrating the "success" of a flop movie by cutting cakes and adorning them with exaggerated promotional lines like "100 crore" or "running successfully."

Mamankam was a cake proof movie

by VenicileVyaapaari August 13, 2024

Dipshit cake

When 2 people get a short pipe and connect both ends of it to each other’s assholes and one of the guys shits. The shit travels to the other one’s anus, then the other person shits it back again and both continue till tired.

Me and my friend tried the Dipshit cake for the first time and loved it

by skidii March 27, 2025

Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.

My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.

by Macarper April 2, 2025

Schrödingers cake

expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too

you can’t have your cake and eat it too
following Schrödingers cake, I can

by nickyishere April 3, 2025