Fishes

The way in which idiotic people try to mean more than one fish. They think 'fishes' is a word, but it is grammatically incorrect.

Idiot: "hey, mate. Did you see how many fishes were at that store?
Decent human being: "Fishes? Fish is it's own plural, stupid."
Idiot: "No! You're so wrong."
Decent human being: "I'm not. You idiot."

by Sugar wants Snake proud February 20, 2018

Fish-child

A person is who over obsessed with fish and believes that they are part fish themselves.

Oh, look there go the fish child Owen in the water again, he must seem to think he is a fish. No wonder they call him fish-child.

by BB_Gun January 10, 2018

Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences

Do what someone said

Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said

by Honky donkey22 October 31, 2023

Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.

Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.

by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022

Flying fishing

A situation where a eagle drops a fish as it flies by and takes out your bathroom window. Despite the laws of physics, gravity and common sense- it happens.

I had a drive-by flying fishing at my house. Bastards got me and broke my window. ‘Merica!

by 9buzzards March 15, 2020

Very, Very Good 1 Pound Fish

This is referring to a salesman at a market often found in a town trying to sell fish, he often times uses language to persuade you to buy. This can often be said as a 'Meme'

'Very, Very good 1 pound Fish

by MilkBottle123 July 16, 2021

Fish eyed cu_t

A female who sees men as tools and women as pawns with her fish eyes fake nails and fake lashes. FECs are usually fat and mean approach with caution.

My baby mom is such a FEC fish eyed cu_t.

by Mrs. Jack Black May 18, 2025