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man cold

a man cold is found exclusivley upon the Y chromosome. this particular strand of the common cold results in individuals acting like a little bitch and crying about a stuffy nose. treatments for this include: suck it up, we dont care, and we're not your mother.

Synonyms: baby, little bitch, mammas boy.

antonym: the woman cold in which a woman can be dying of internal bleeding and manage to pass it off as just a flesh wound.
male: I officially have a man cold. I will not move from my bed and must have tissues and other man cold medicine (lots of chocolate and herbal tea) brought to me on demand by a nearby female.
female: suck it up and take advil ya chud
by throughthehaze January 11, 2012
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Homeless man

Having doggy stlye inercourse with a woman while inserting a small cardboard box into her anus.
OR
Having sex in a public place in which a homeless person would sleep, such as a box or a dumpster.
Mark: Hey Mike! I heard Joe gave out a homeless man behind Denny's last night!
by Chemical Taint October 14, 2006
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space man

when someone has to fart and another person puts a bag around their head completely surronding it, then they cut a hole for the mouth to breathe. the participant opens their mouth and puts their face right next to his/her's ass and sucks in the fart as they blow it out resulting in the "spaceman".
That was a gross space man, dude!
by Zirch<+>World February 7, 2007
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man crush

Noun. A platonic love that one man has for another man. Usually characterized by good-natured competitiveness or the ability to hold very different views yet still behave as close friends through mutual respect.
Dave thinks Frank is the best thing since sliced bread. He has a man crush.
by Duncan Sadat July 12, 2005
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Michigan Man

a cheater, one who does whatever he can take to win an athletic game, regardless of rules
ed martin is a prime example of a michigan man
by Uncle Sexy April 7, 2009
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Mr. Man

Mr. Man
An insecure guy who acts overly macho. He usually acts this way to compensate for a lack there of. Commonly owning trucks or lifted their jeeps, he will never listen to indie music but believes Jack Johnson is a god. This phrase is usually spoken with an extreme tone of sarcasm, but luckily most guys who act like are so desne they think it is a compliment to be called Mr. Man.

Also they have an affinity for naming their dog women, bitch, or pussy.
"Woohoo well hello there pretty Lady. You want to check out my Dodge Ram. I just lifted it and put on some killer tires."~ Guy
"No thank you, 'Mr. Man' i am just fine."
by oi vey April 17, 2006
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Pac-manning

The act of chomping your partners nipple with your penis hole.
Carlos was pac-manning my nipple with his dick.
by Ava-tard July 27, 2010
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