The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

by D The Money Man June 28, 2019

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!
by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021

by t6d November 7, 2007

To experience a dramatic and irreversible downfall in one's career, reputation, or personal life, often as a result of a single, highly publicized mistake or controversy. Derived from the infamous moment when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars, marking a pivotal point in Smith’s public image and career trajectory.
Example 1:
“After that last movie flop and the scandal with his personal life, it looks like his career really slapped the rock.”
Example 2:
“Man, that social media meltdown? He definitely slapped the rock with that one.”
“After that last movie flop and the scandal with his personal life, it looks like his career really slapped the rock.”
Example 2:
“Man, that social media meltdown? He definitely slapped the rock with that one.”
by ContraVirtual December 19, 2024
