Anno Satanas

A period of time, marking 1966 C.E. as Year One. This was devised by the author, philosopher, and Church of Satan founder, Anton Szandor LaVey. As confirmed by Magister Bill M., the New Year is not marked by Walpugrisnacht, but rather 01 January. It marks the Age of Fire and the Year of Satan. The numbers in the year are typically written in Roman Numerals.

Peter H. Gilmore was appointed head of the Church of Satan in XXXIV Anno Satanas, earning the title of Magus.

by Trashcan Messiah February 28, 2024

squirt saturday

Squirt Saturday is the increased likelihood of squirting on Saturdays relative to other weekdays.

We’re going out on Squirt Saturday, it’s about to be a movie.

by xxpussy360xx March 2, 2024

Sir Satanus

The richest man on earth. The absolute best. His hobbies are drinking, beating his children, occasionaly smashing the empty bottles on their heads. He wins the lottery twice a week.

Dice: Hello master
Sir Satanus: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!

A worshiper: Oh my god, it's the mighty Satanus!
Sir: MUHAHAHAHA! ON YOUR KNEES, WORM!

by nomiebobby March 15, 2024

Gojo Satoru (Awakened)

Some teenager who discovered the colors red and purple
and he can float and take drugs

Gojo Satoru (Awakened) is the strongest and he found that out after he realized he had blue eyes and a master degree in astrophysics or something idk lol also he can make colors

by suger man June 5, 2024

National Satin Day

on the 20th of June it’s national satin day! A celebration and appreciation of all things smooth, glossy and lustrous.

Hey Lucian, did you hear it’s National Satin Day next week? National satin day, just a week away!

by Anonybird June 16, 2024

Sarcastic Satire

Satire that mocks or makes fun of a societal norm without a context or subject. Girl dinner is an example of sarcastic satire, in which the female collective makes fun of girls unreasonably small portion sizes in order to stay fit. Boy math is also an example in which girls mock negative tendencies of men and how stupid their reasoning is.

Girl 1: I have nothing to eat except cherries and popcorn...
Girl 2: Good enough, we girls have to stay slim!
Girl 1: You make a good point (she said with sarcastic satire) girl dinner!
Girl 2: GIRL DINNER!

by d1ondr3 November 25, 2024

The Satanic Circle (TSC)

Is a satanic anti fascist human rights activist group founded by hadesfonda online.

The Satanic Circle (TSC) Pretty cool unlike the o9a groups

by Wikipedia, February 10, 2026