Mexican sounding

Mexican sounding is basically sounding (inserting a metal rod down your cock) but you have to dip the rod in salsa beforehand.

Fuck Mexican sounding hurts so bad

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Mexican tambourine

A pair of maracas, also known as a pair of “shake-a shake-as”.

That guy plays a mean Mexican tambourine!

by Ana Naomi December 4, 2024

Mexican basket ride

When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.

Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?

Mexican basket ride?

by Slappyhandle December 13, 2024

Mexican Sharpshooter

When you use a saringe and fill your urethra with salsa, and you shoot it like a nut in someone's eye.

John said it burned when he peed cus he gave the stripper a Mexican sharpshooter.

by Nightstrife1282 December 18, 2024

Mexican Thanksgiving

The act of shoving a burrito up your anus proceeded by taking it out and eating.

Me and James are gonna have a Mexican Thanksgiving later tonight if you wanna join.

by 12inWeiner January 20, 2025

Mexican toothpick

Inserting a toothpick in one’s anal cavity right before having violent diarrhea induced by consuming copious amounts of Mexican food then using the toothpick to “sound” oneself (inserting it back and forth in your urethra) till finished.

My friend was feeling adventurous so I gave him that Mexican toothpick

by Joliver Jue January 22, 2025

Mexican Flicker Gooning

A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.

Damn, did you hear Tyago died of Mexican flicker gooning in class yesterday?

by Shady32 January 22, 2025