molli p

big bitch

“i love whale watching”
“oh that’s just molli p”

by skinnyghettobitch February 13, 2023

Moldy Voldy

A comedic nickname given to the character Voldemort in JK Rowling's famous series, Harry Potter.

1 - I heard someone call Voldemort Moldy Voldy the other day. I damn near pissed my pants from laughing so hard

2 - *actually pisses their pants from laughing so hard*

by Wolffur198 February 14, 2023

Mollyanne

Mollyanne is a person who tried to be funny but secretly everyone knows she’s not she’s super rude too

Me: look at this ain’t it cool. Mollyanne: sure

by Your_mom_is_hawt February 20, 2023

Moll Hoot

Same as a Popper. Using a bong with a little bit of tobacco mixed in with weed

Guy1: You still smoke with benny and them?

Guy2: No, they only take moll hoots now

by Stewies February 28, 2023

MollyAido

Molly is an amazing and great person who cares strongly for the people she loves and cute animals. She also has this huge crush on this totatlly awesomoe guy named aidan whos to die for. Aidan and Molly's love runs deep into the heart of the relationship. It all started on a dark and stormy night when she seduced him with this totally dumb and stupid card trick which the dashing and daring Aidan figured out instantly. From there the romance totally took a turn and they talked without kissing or sex for like 3 fucking hours. (what retards). later that night Aidan finally made his move and. kissed the young girl in the car. wow. Sparks flew and fire works exploded as the two joined lips for the special moment. About a month later he asked her to be his girlfriend. Awwwww. And now one year later their love is still strong. How sweet.

thats so MollyAido

by goatsmilk101 March 1, 2023

Molotov Pussytail

An impractical and inferior version to the well-known DIY weapon, the Molotov Cocktail, where you soak a rag in liquor, pour the entire contents of the liquor out of the bottle, wash the inside of the bottle to ensure the inside doesn’t have any flames, and wrap the rag around the bottle. You then light the outside of the bottle on fire while holding it, and throwing it at whichever target you wish to hardly damage.

This creates a far smaller result and ensures a burnt hand.

(I didn’t make up the word which, unfortunately, has misogynistic undertones, im just telling you what happened)

“I want to riot, but I don’t want to burn pretty much anything other than my hands and a rag… oh and I also wanna leave a little bit of glass around the rag.. oooh I’ll try a Molotov Pussytail!!”

by Cum Fungus March 1, 2023

Molly

A spotted dick

Aye bro, take care of that Molly, it’s not looking too good.

by ChadLuvr1 March 10, 2023