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King of Hops

King of Hops and Barleys in full. A posthumous tribute to the late American Beer and Whiskey journalist, Michael Jackson (1942-2007). His original nickname was "The Beer Hunter" due to the books and film series
I'm listing to King of Pop while drinking to beer with King of Hops' seal of approval.
by brockhoward October 6, 2011
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King Cwong

The derivative of a gorilla. Loves to climb buildings and was once caged in fury.
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leo lee king

"that is such a leo lee king thing to do"
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Short king

A short king is more iconic and powerful
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Short king

A short king is more iconic and powerful
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Long Live The King

Proclaims Life to the King.

Wanna-be-kings want the Throne. Their plan? Kill the King.

But that's not how you become King. The King is King because he is chosen by his people.

That's the part they don't get.

That's why Long Live The King.
These bastards are after the King. They want the Throne. Fuck them. Long Live The King.
by WhoGivesAShitAnymore March 2, 2023
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King Harkinian

King Harkinian is the King of Hyrule, and also a singer/songwriter best known for his 2008 hit: the novelty song, "Scrub, Scrub, Scrub" (feat. Link, Zelda, Ganon, and others).
The chorus to "Scrub Scrub Scrub" by King Harkinian is as follows:

I'm going to Gamelon, after you've scrubbed all the floors...

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule
Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon
Scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii!

Scrub, Scrub, Scrub all the floors in my lair

Scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in my house

Scrub, scrub, scrub my warriors in the morning

Scrub, scrub, scrub, my boy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 4, 2023
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