waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"

by bondurke January 24, 2025

fish water

water (usually water) that tastes like $hit and/or water you might be thinking of drinking or swimming in that stinks and is gross af (definitely used in the 1980's in parts of Canada).

Oh, fuck, yuck. This is fucking fish water.
Don't drink that fish water, grab a new bottle from the fridge.

by uggghhhh March 1, 2025

mop water

Mop water Bottom of the barrel nasty leftover hood rat ratchet females.

mop water bitches can't get their own men.

by anonymous August 2, 2023

Pool water pussy

When a woman’s genitals are mushy or soggy and smell like pool water

“She had the worst pool water pussy ever

by sandywindbag June 12, 2025

Water Fire Saga Club

WFS Club is a group of a group of 4th grade mermaids saving the world with friendship and books

The Water Fire Saga club is freaking LIT!

by Datballer21 February 11, 2019

dog water

muffin's laptop

can you turn off your cam dog water is messing up

by Senpai Muffin March 14, 2021

ceo of water

One of the four ceo lords. controls all water. you can only summon them by reciting the ancient ceo texts. their name is Jason Leman

Johnny: hey, have you heard of the new ceo of water?

Bob: no, who is it?

Johnny: Jason Leman, apparently he break the kneecaps of anyone who doesn't drink atleast 8 cups of water a day.

by Ceo Of Aether February 20, 2020