Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

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"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019

Ur bro a hoe

Lithe worst thing you could ever say to anyone

Guy 1 - ur mom gay

Guy 2- no u

Guy 1 - don’t make me say it

Guy 2- do it you fucking pussy

Guy 1 - ur bro a hoe

The world splits in two The third dimension collapsed on its self and the sun implodes

by Donkey punch 179 May 13, 2018

bro

your brother

i am my brother’s bro

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 20, 2022

EMI BRO

Type of guy to get with his cousin

Bombaclat emi bro, ya rough stallion

by Fattis May 13, 2024

Canadian bro

A Canadian bro is someone who loves the Canadian vag, but would bend over for The PM’s hot cock

Wow that Canadian bro can get any girl in here but I know he wants Justin’s pee pee.

by Canadian Bro Cock October 11, 2017

Bro Fuck

A Bro Fuck is when you want to help the boys relieve some stress with a fuck but having sex with a guy is gay.

"Hey man I've been feeling really stressed lately "Oh yeah man I got you lemme just give you a quick bro fuck

by deyggo March 11, 2021

tf is bro on about 💀

Used as a thing to say when you dont understand what someone means. "tf" means "the fuck" and "is bro on about" means that you dont understand what someone is saying. The skull emoji (💀) is a way of laughing.

Person 1: Yo bro i just killed my whole family but they didnt die
Person 2: tf is bro on about 💀

by gitgud69420 March 12, 2024