Fuzzy cakes

hairy tits.

Sarah has some fuzzy cakes

by eric lmao February 1, 2019

retard cake

the more exaggerated term for cake ( cake: referring to the size of someones fat ass )
or if the retarded kid has a nice ass.

yo Asad look over there that special kid got got some mad "retard cake"

by SenpaiSofu December 17, 2019

ice cake

The leftover snow on skis (or snowboards) after clicking the skis together.

On the chairlift John was clicking his skis together and the only snow on his skis that didn't come off were ice cakes.

by Jasy91 February 3, 2010

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

cake

Gen Z slang for math

“Math time! Blud this cake is so hard 🍰🎂”

by jakwjdjkfkrkek September 12, 2023

Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.

Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.

by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023