cake bread

slang coming from the battle rap community generally meaning to mess something up really bad but specifically to saying something incredibly stupid to the point of making zero to no sense especially while rapping.

Rapper 1 "bro spitting heat then studently stops and laughs"

Rapper 2 "i know you was about to cake bread bro don't lie"

Guy 1 "how did it picking up chicks at the bar go?"
Guy 2 " it was going really well but at the end i totally caked bread and blew it! i said i get a lot of ear wax in my right ear but not my left and i think its because of the moon cycle"
Guy 1 "what?
Guy 2 "exactly"

by toxic cowZ December 1, 2023

Cake Quake

Any action or movement that causes the butt to jiggle or 'quake' with significant seismic force.

"Dang you really know how to make that cake quake and I am loving it."

by BootyliciousDefinitious September 17, 2022

Griddle Caked

To be high. typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Yo meng you wanna get griddle caked?

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

Urinal Caking

When you place a urinal cake on the head of the Jappiest girl in your Hebrew school and yell at her aggressively until she squirts!

Bro did you see Yoni was urinal caking Batshevah in the hallway! B”H

by Rabbi Ed December 8, 2023

Cake

So beautifully beautiful <3

If your name is cake your very strange and interesting

by Uptludkeoe November 13, 2020

K-cakes

A girl with sticky inner thighs.

Samantha is such a K-cakes! Her legs are practically dripping!

by Jackknife37 November 14, 2011

Pride Cakes

When two homosexual men scissor butthole to butthole.

I walked in on my friend Michael giving Dave the best Pride Cakes of his life.

by Axel-Rod June 8, 2022