When the person you are TRYING TO talk to is both ignoring you AND being a complete fucking bitch about it, then they are "Bitchin you off".
by MeTarded July 4, 2008
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Get the break off a piece mug.A co-ed masturbation party at which the participants, as a rule, do not touch. These parties replaced orgies in the 80's when it finally dawned on the straight community that they were not immune to the AIDS virus.
-"We got our bottle of EZ-glide lube and the Mrs. and I are ready for tonight's Jack and Jill off! Wanna join?"
-"Man no way! That 'no lips below the hips' stuff is boring! I'll take a chance on a real orgy!"
-"Man no way! That 'no lips below the hips' stuff is boring! I'll take a chance on a real orgy!"
by Trebor1970 December 24, 2008
Get the Jack and Jill off mug.Expression that means, "better than good." When you are bangin a freak, you must take the phone off da hook to avoid interruption, so the literal definition of "off da hook" means "better than sex" but people use it similar to "off the charts."
by dracula June 17, 2004
Get the off da hook mug.What I do too much of the time when I'm trying to write stories. I can never finish them because I get distracted too much by the kids in the neighborhood pissing around outside an contracting STDs. Which I don't think is good given that they're 10-14 year olds. When I was their age I had to walk 3 miles to school and sneak past a roman blockade. Kids these days have it too damn easy. They eat 4 times as much as they need because they're spoiled little brats. In Africa children are starving and being conscripted into child armies.
Where was I? Oh yeah, STDs. It stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease. You get them from unprotected sex. Sluts have them. It's all fun and games until you get one.
Where was I? Oh yeah, STDs. It stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease. You get them from unprotected sex. Sluts have them. It's all fun and games until you get one.
Guy 1: I had unproctected sex with this hot blonde! Then I got an STD
Guy 2: ouch man.
Guy 3: we're going off topic from talking about the test this morning.
Guy 2: ouch man.
Guy 3: we're going off topic from talking about the test this morning.
by WaffleGhost April 16, 2014
Get the Going off topic mug.term used to say "stop talking" or "be quite"
or maybe even to say what you are saying is really stupid so you should just stop talking
or maybe even to say what you are saying is really stupid so you should just stop talking
by poetic_nature October 12, 2009
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