Simp

The type of people that are wayyyyyyy too common on the internet (especially with men). They make pretty privilege wayyyyyyyyy more prominent on the internet than in real life. Don't believe me? See Pokimane, Belle Delphine, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Charlie D'Amelio, and Ssoyoung (which IMO is the worst case of pretty privilege, since she has literally tortured and ate animals ALIVE, yet some simps are still defending her).

I swear Twitch is only hiring the simpiest and most submissive simps in the world as moderators. A girl having sex on stream only gives them a 7-Day-Ban for an offense that's at least 30-Day-Ban worthy, but a male streamer got Permabanned for a more minor offense that he apologized for.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022

Insta Simp

A men named Oancea Onutu Gabriel Victor
aka gaby victor

Gaby: "damn you make awesome photos"
Girl: " yuck , you are an Insta Simp"

by adryblajj September 9, 2020

simp

A person who says every girl that he sees is beautiful but does not look good enough to get any bitches. He also thinks that he isn't a simp but he is one. BUT DO NEVER CALL HIM A SIMP he's gonna get angry

Jooo, do you see that beautiful girl there?
Dude, she's a 4/10 at max. You're such a simp

by the good niqqa March 3, 2022

SIMP

The law of the gods and the council of the boys points out and defines that the word SIMP directly translates to Jack O’ Reilly ....

Amen And Preach 🍆

“You know MC big muscle ?”

“Yeah he’s Fallen into a trap called being a SIMP “
“Who’s he simping to “
“Every girl that’s ever existed, especially ones by the name of CIARA and Amelia”

by NotSimp August 21, 2020

Simp

A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.

Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."

by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022

Simp

Bruno, a male who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta male that he is now evolved into a Simp.

Hi my name is bruno and I suffer from acute simp syndrome.

by Jathi February 12, 2020

Simp

A person named Phuc

Phuc is a simp

by Pajongrunhkij September 20, 2020