Peanut Butter

Peanut butter is the sole definition of life.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
Every ingredient in peanut butter when said outloud, is music to anybody's ears.
Peanut butter is the buttery cream of a peanut and it can not be messed with.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
I could honestly list about a thousand reasons why peanut butter life.
You could make a counter-arguement that people with peanut allergies don't like peanut butter.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
I know that a person who is allergic of peanut butter are spies made from god to stop the spread of the peanut butter love.
Without those spies, the entire world would be peanut butter because people love it so much.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
Even the spies themselves like peanut butter, they just get paid so much money that they keep their mouths shut in fear of both being brutally murdered for betraying the "P-Spies Commands" and for losing about the entire world economy's worth of money.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.

Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life

by UnsafeBarrel January 9, 2022

Butter Shakes

Butter Shakes happen when you’ve eaten too much butter and you experience a tingling sensation in your arms and legs.

I was at the movie theatre and I ate an entire Large bag of popcorn, stood up and the fuckin butter shakes hit me so hard ughh.

by BoscoStix December 6, 2021

Lung Butter

Phlegm. The thicker, the more yellow, the more flavorful, the better...I wouldn’t recommend spreading it on your toast though.

The worst part of being sick is hacking up a mouthful of lung butter when you have no place to spit.

by LeftCoastOriginal November 19, 2018

Churning Butter

The act of jerking off while taking a poop. This is preferably done while you have the runs.

My girl wanted to watch me churning butter, I was going to say no but she squirts so it's chill.

by Id04n41 May 28, 2024

Butter cheese

To look nice, dress fresh, new haircut baaically looking good and nice.

#DETROIT #PONTIAC

Girl: i like your new haircut.
Guy: yeah. You like that, that's that butter cheese..

by JazzyBaby313 April 20, 2017

pajama butter

After waking up from a wet dream.

Dude, I woke up with pajama butter.

by L3R01 January 21, 2018

Heavy Butter

Semen. Cum. Reproductive fluid.

Yo, I was with this bitch last night... oooooooooooooh SHIT! Heavy butter, baby! All night long.

by The Uncle Doctor September 18, 2017