Midget Water

The liquids that come out when you squeeze a midget hard enough

Me: Yo dude you should have a sip of my midget water

Friend: I don’t even wanna know what that is

by Biggie Flex July 7, 2019

Lunch Water

A cool, crisp beer consumed during mid-day meal. This term is usually used as a euphemism for said beverage in situations where alcohol consumption may be frowned upon or prohibited, such as in the middle of the workday at a stuffy office, operating heavy machinery, or during military or other public duties. A lunch water is typically a lighter variety of beer, such as a lager, gose, or session IPA that has a lighter flavor profile and alcohol content to avoid detection by supervisors or narcs. Common consumption locations for lunch waters include the back offices of mechanics shops, cubicle desks, military barracks, and Chili’s.

“Barry, Jim, Emily, and I are heading to Chili’s to grab a few lunch waters at noon, want to join?”

by Lunch Water Enthusiast November 7, 2025

Disco Water

A pre-game drink mixed with cheap vodka and lemon squash

Jeff: Are we gonna pre-game before the party?
Joe: Hell yeah I already made the disco water.

by powerpoint13 October 5, 2023

Water

healthy and keeps you from dying

Water is heathy

by NO0o0o0oo July 4, 2023

Water Treatment Plant

When two people, male or female, 69 while continuously urinating into each other’s mouth.

Ughh! I really need to brush my teeth. I still have the pee taste in my mouth from doing the Water Treatment Plant with Sarah last night.

by Thesexdemon September 21, 2025

Penis Water

Penis Water is the juicy juice inside of your penis that people drink like Mountain Dew.

"My Penis has been producing alot of Penis Water lately".

by D'Andre M Bradford December 2, 2022

Crunchy Sky Water

A phenomenon in which small, white or clear pellets fall rapidly from the clouds. Pellets vary in size, from tiny pathetic balls that melt on impact, to larger destructive rock sized balls that reek havoc on the city and its citizens. These pellets are actually quite tasty and are referred somtimes as forbidden ice cubes.

Dude, look at all that crunchy sky water building up on the lawn! I gotta go grab a handful, im fucking famished

by Evenbuggerchungus November 3, 2021