Poop Sckwaggles

A term used to express the feeling you get when you have to poop and someone is in the bathroom

"Aw, poop sckwaggles!"

by Cloudy_dayz August 10, 2019

Poop Guest

When you go over to someones house just to poop, and then leave. This person thinks you are coming over for a nice visit. Instead you leave them with a smelly bathroom.

Dude came over to my house as a Poop Guest. Needless to say he is no longer invited over.

by arthurvandelay November 28, 2016

poop kettle

The device adib uses to loosen the turd nuggets out of his crevice

Me and my dad share a poop kettle

by one wholesome dude December 28, 2024

Poop Goopin

She darn drank to much dam poop goopin everywhere

Poop goopin- have been drinking so much you poop goop yourself

by Poop goopin November 25, 2021

Meta Poop

Deification that occurs after drinking Metamucil. This usually involves only a few large logs Of poop and only requires a single wipe of the anus.

Took a sip of my coffee and took a huge Meta Poop.

by Clars800 September 13, 2020

smoke some poop

The act of a smoking meth.

If i smoke weed, I’m going to get thirsty, if I start drinking, I’m going to want to smoke some poop, if I smoke some poop, I’m going to slam some dope. Bad idea all the way around.

by PWP2308 December 10, 2022

Poop etiquette

The art of sanitary cleansing post- fecal extrusion

Following societal rules for proper fecal handling and sanitation

In countries such as India, proper poop etiquette requires one to wipe with the left hand only.

You must teach young children proper poop etiquette so they aren’t the stinky kid in class.

by EyenTheTerrible May 28, 2019