Your mom

Literally a response to anything some asks you

Girl 1- Hey what you wanna do after school?

Guy 1- your mom

Guy 2- Whats 2 + 2?

Girl 2- Your mom

by QUEEN! May 2, 2019

Mom Bomb

When a mother (single or married) has reached her maximum patience limit and explodes into a devastating tsunami of fury spewn obscenities for the sole reason of being heard and being felt. A child's worst fear is lighting the mom bomb.

Kids: (arguing loudly and disagreeing with guidance from their mother.)
Mother: "Dude, it's about to get fucking real. Yep. Mom Bomb's about to go off!"
Kids: begin trembling

by D. Kilo May 2, 2019

Ur mom gay

ok

ur mom gay
no

by I eat loliz for dinner. May 5, 2019

Ur mom gay

no

ur mom gay
no

by I eat loliz for dinner. May 5, 2019

Your Mom

The person I fucked last night

I fucked your mom

by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019

Your Mom

Is an amazing and cool person (:

Your Mom is pretty cool

by Lucythekid May 13, 2019

Mom

The type of mom who will say:

Hey who are you?? And why have you lived in my home for 13 years????

I'm your son, mom

by Juicyapples69 May 18, 2019