An absolute fuckhead who loves cocaine and slurpee's. Has a fucked Canadian girlfriend, he is dumb as fuck and loves watching porn in the later hours of the day
by Fuck me dead already February 14, 2018
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So the acting students were giving shit to the honors kids and calling them wimps so the honors kids built a catapult device that chucked water balloons at the actors while they were walking back to Middlebrook. (True story unfortunately...)
by John the Baptist12 April 18, 2009
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Middlesbrough is an industrial town in the North-East of England it is full of drugs, prostitutes, thieving little cunts, illegal immagrints, and PARMOS!!!!!! Middlesbrough has the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe well done kids!! it is supposed to be the easiest place in the country to buy cocaine and herroin but i don't belive that. Middlesbrough is the 7th wort place to live in Britain statistically just because it has the highest car stealing figures in the country doesn't make it a bad place!! There are some nice places but they are slowly becoming shitholes like the rest of the town. All in all if you want to buy cheap drugs freely and easily have a good cheap night with a prostitute have your car knicked and get mugged by smack head come to Middlesbrough!! PROUD SMOGGIE:D:D
by proud smoggie March 17, 2007
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Most people would like their high school to be an enjoyable place.
Now, some people try, they really do try to make North a good place. Good for you people. You keep it on.
But it's a lost cause. Half the population is too high on weed and too drunk to act like rational, decent, human beings. Unfortunately, the rest of us are dragged down to the level of insanity, with only a long long vacation being effective as a treatment. And just when we thought there was hope, the teachers came with us. Yep, there is a nice little list of good teachers. Sure there is. But the rest have turned into alcoholics.
Four wasted years of my life.
Thousands of brain cells destroyed.
The same diploma that the valedictorian got, also the same diploma that the losers in visions got.
Things I will never get back.
Most people would like their high school to be an enjoyable place.
Now, some people try, they really do try to make North a good place. Good for you people. You keep it on.
But it's a lost cause. Half the population is too high on weed and too drunk to act like rational, decent, human beings. Unfortunately, the rest of us are dragged down to the level of insanity, with only a long long vacation being effective as a treatment. And just when we thought there was hope, the teachers came with us. Yep, there is a nice little list of good teachers. Sure there is. But the rest have turned into alcoholics.
Four wasted years of my life.
Thousands of brain cells destroyed.
The same diploma that the valedictorian got, also the same diploma that the losers in visions got.
Things I will never get back.
Freshman 1: "Wow I can't wait, it's my first day at Middletown High School north."
Freshman 2: "Look at that sign."
Sign: "Danger: Prolonged exposure to this environment can cause mental disorder and loss of brain cells."
Freshman 1: "Is that...good?"
Junior: "MY GOD KID, SAVE YOURSELF!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, DO YA?"
Senior at graduation: "The hell this fucking place."
Freshman 2: "Look at that sign."
Sign: "Danger: Prolonged exposure to this environment can cause mental disorder and loss of brain cells."
Freshman 1: "Is that...good?"
Junior: "MY GOD KID, SAVE YOURSELF!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, DO YA?"
Senior at graduation: "The hell this fucking place."
by I'm a lizzard May 8, 2009
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They are building a Burger Palace in front of Stop and Shop eventhough theres a Burger King in walking distance
by Sam:-P January 11, 2005
Get the middletown mug.A small Amish community in the north central part of Indiana. It is famous for the Das Ditchman Essenhause Amish style Resturant. This city is prone to the migration of elderly from all over the country during the warmer months of the year. The amish themselves are quite a tourist attraction with their keen skills in farming, woodworking, and quilt making in which all of these services are overpriced. it is the home to Northridge highschool where the only thing it is known for is having the largest freshman class than the year before it and the cross country team. when traveling through this one street city it only takes a matter of seconds to be in and out so it is basically the whore of northern indiana.
Also this city is notorious for its rebel redneck fan base, though the state was a part of the union many of the residents of Middlebury fly the confederate flag screaming Git "R" done out the windows of their piickups while going to the County Fair to check out the pigs and other farm animals that the convenently also have at home.
Also this city is notorious for its rebel redneck fan base, though the state was a part of the union many of the residents of Middlebury fly the confederate flag screaming Git "R" done out the windows of their piickups while going to the County Fair to check out the pigs and other farm animals that the convenently also have at home.
"So where are you from"
"Middlebury, Indiana"
"Where the fuck is that?"
Do you know where South Bend is"
"Yeah"
"Just go east about 45 minutes on U.S. 20 until you get slowed down by a buggy"
"Hey grandma why cant we sit on the couch?"
"Because i spent $5000 on that quilt you little snot nosed punks!"
"So how did the football team do?"
"i dont know, i never go to the games"
"wheres your school spirit"
"i lost it at the pep session at school"
"Middlebury, Indiana"
"Where the fuck is that?"
Do you know where South Bend is"
"Yeah"
"Just go east about 45 minutes on U.S. 20 until you get slowed down by a buggy"
"Hey grandma why cant we sit on the couch?"
"Because i spent $5000 on that quilt you little snot nosed punks!"
"So how did the football team do?"
"i dont know, i never go to the games"
"wheres your school spirit"
"i lost it at the pep session at school"
by PatDogg April 7, 2009
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2.An extremely unattractive female
3.A football stadium of ill repute where the great unwashed gather bi-weekly.
2.An extremely unattractive female
3.A football stadium of ill repute where the great unwashed gather bi-weekly.
1.Haven't you tidied your room yet?.It's a midden!.
2.Wouldnae touch her with yours mate,she's a right midden.
3.Parkhead in the East end of Glasgow.Commonly referred to as "The Midden".
2.Wouldnae touch her with yours mate,she's a right midden.
3.Parkhead in the East end of Glasgow.Commonly referred to as "The Midden".
by Campioneofglasgow March 28, 2008
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