1 definition by Campioneofglasgow

1.An unsightly mess.
2.An extremely unattractive female
3.A football stadium of ill repute where the great unwashed gather bi-weekly.
1.Haven't you tidied your room yet?.It's a midden!.
2.Wouldnae touch her with yours mate,she's a right midden.
3.Parkhead in the East end of Glasgow.Commonly referred to as "The Midden".
by Campioneofglasgow March 28, 2008