Renaissance Dick

Noun: A person who is capable of having strong and incredibly fucking stupid opinions on a wide variety of subjects.

Two minutes after sitting down, I realized that Todd's friend Rick was a Renaissance Dick - a Red Hot Chili Peppers fan and Noam Chomsky devotee' who also believed the 911 attacks were orchestrated by the Israelis.

by The Working Dead July 10, 2016

Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank

Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.

by Marine purple August 6, 2016

Spring dick

When having a big dick tucked in your pants but when getting a boner the dick lunges at you or springs at you

my spring dick was showing at church today

by dawdbro September 14, 2016

Urban dick

The people that turn down your definition over and over again

Omg I keep getting urban dick

by cheese gen November 9, 2016

Dicks all

Derived from "fuck all". When there is nothing, not a single thing to be found or identified, you may make the claim, "There is dicks all"

"Yo brotha where dem jaffa cakes at"
"Nah, there's dicks all my nigga"

by wordestablishment February 2, 2016

Sandwich Dick

When the scrotum is larger than the shaft and mostly/entirely encases the "fun part" of the genitals.

"His dick is so small" "His balls aren't" "That douchenugget has a sandwich dick"

by Milk Man the Master March 27, 2016

lebron dick

When u adjust ur shorts and ur dick is seen

Bro I had lebron dick yesterday at the basketball court

by goldenboyy April 15, 2016