Cum dumpster tattoo

A tattoo of a dumpster dripping with semen; occasionally featuring a rag or sock.

Omg, who designed that cum dumpster tattoo on your thigh?

I can't believe my dad just saw my new cum dumpster tattoo! I'm sooooo grounded!!

by #4ever Always Drippin September 18, 2018

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Chinese cum gun

putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint

my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022

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Canadian Cum Sauce

Donair sauce - a maritime sweet garlic sauce that absolutely looks like cum

we should go get donairs, i'm craving that delicious Canadian Cum Sauce

by Lasagarfield May 8, 2023

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A man with a micro penis urinating into a pot then boiling his urine for 30 minutes to an hour and letting it cool for 10 minutes before using a syringe to inject his urine back into his urethra and then shoving his micro penis up a woman's urethra and fucking her urethra until he cums and urinates at the same time.

Guy 1: Bro I was with this bad bitch last night and she let me give her a Urethral Cambridge Cumming

Guy 2: Bro does that mean you have a micro penis?

by ieatboyslol October 2, 2023

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Cum Glass challenge

Every December 1st all males will cum into a glass and jug it down like a shot, feel free to add any other liquids to it (no more then 1 oz), such as coke or alcohol e.g.

You: Novembers finally over!

Friend: Its Cum Glass challenge which means you have to cum into a glass and jug it!
"Grabs glass and walks into bedroom"

by ShadowLalo November 27, 2021

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