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Thotzarella Stick

A very short, annoying, Italian thot. They love to start drama, aren't all that pretty, and probably have an ugly nose. Thotzarella Sticks are proud to be Italian but don't speak the language, and unknowingly embrace the "Jersey Shore" style stereotype of Italians. They are loud as fuck and on occasion have a little raspiness to their voices, which is usually the case if the Thotzarella Stick in question originates from a Sicilian background. Unlike most Italians, Thotzarella Sticks actually hate their family, but it's only because their family disowns them for being thots, and don't wish to support their self-destructive and ho-ish lifestyles. There is a 30% chance a Thotzarella Stick's first or middle name is either Marie or Nicole, and if it just so happens to be a combination of the two then hold on to your fucking hat. If a Thotzarella Stick were to move to New Jersey, the general populous would assume they were originally from there. They most likely have 2,000 followers and up on Instagram, but only because of countless guys don't know them that just want to fuck. If a Thotzarella Stick is on bad terms with a person they believe could improve their social image by mere association, they will try their best to be nice and become better friends with said person for selfish egotistical purposes.
"Hey did you end up going on a second date with Marie?"
"Fuck no! That little thotzarella stick talked my fuckin' ear off with all of this gossip shit I didn't care about! I excused myself from the table and paid the tab early, and now she's on twitter with emojis all over the place thanking me for a great night and saying we gotta hang out soon! The fuck?? Um how about no???"
"Wait like she DM'd you on Twitter?"
"No, like she publicly @'d me and I don't even follow her. She had to go find my account."
"What the fuck why would she tweet that??"
"Beats the fuck outta me."
by METALPANTHER7 December 14, 2017
mugGet the Thotzarella Stickmug.

Doodoo stick

The most stupid person in the world that bums everybody out at the worst possible times. No one likes a doodoo

Stick
by Youdontknowmethatsonperiod February 3, 2020
mugGet the Doodoo stickmug.

floppy stick

Someone who is useless and can't give you satisfaction.
by Abb is a Gbert April 15, 2016
mugGet the floppy stickmug.

bra stick

Do you see that girl over there? She is defiantly a bra stick.
by Chunky chunks October 21, 2014
mugGet the bra stickmug.

Stick to your race

I mean, come on everybody?

The white people stick here, every other minority then we all separate and group together. Isn't it so obvious everywhere you go in the world?

Origination: America
Stick to your race.

Just if you don't get it you're dumb?
by VidKid369 August 19, 2023
mugGet the Stick to your racemug.

meat._.stick

meat._.stick is a famous tiktoker with 13,3 k followers (2022) he is a vr tiktoker without a pc (nerd). he cant swim and his school is bad. so umm remember to eat meat.
by vr_and_pc April 1, 2022
mugGet the meat._.stickmug.

Stick piece

Who's the stick piece?

Dunno, won her in a card game.
by Shuaman March 16, 2021
mugGet the Stick piecemug.

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