The Bro-Hater Index

The more you and a friend hate on each other is directly proportional to how close the two individuals are

Paul and I take potshots at each other on the daily but there isn’t anything that we wouldn’t do for each other. That places our relationship super high on the bro-hater index

by Chewbaccabuddy December 30, 2024

Bro Scientist

In simple terms: A Bro Scientist is someone who is asked for advice on broscience. The gym conversation of advice on how to workout, get results, etc. Sometimes they are right, but often times they are not. The term is often used as a light joke as a knowing nod that this type of advice is not always helpful.

A couple of my buddies just started working out and come to me and some other lifters (bro scientists) for advice.

by js1975 September 1, 2020

ima slime you lil bro

when bro is sleeping, you go crazy inside bro WOOOOOOO

yo bro ima slime you lil bro "proceeds to raw dawg bro with backshots"

by levichan March 29, 2025

'99 bro

A guy that was between 18-23 in 1999 and was an absolute tool then and still is. Ex: every dude at Woodstock 99.

He's a '99 bro.

by AJTT December 4, 2022

That's totally fugged bro

A way to say something is really fucked up

Human 1: did you hear that Bella pretended to like davids emotions for a month and then dumped him
Human 2: that's totally fugged bro

by That's totally fugged bro_-_ October 31, 2019

bro brawl

When two bros willingly and agreeingly engage in an argumentative intoxicated settlement involving physical contact.

Bro: ey brah you wanna get in a bro brawl
Brah: bro, lets get some drugs or else it's not a bro brawl
Bro: I willingly agree to get involved in this argumentative intoxicated settlement involving physical contact.
Brah: I concur.

by John clark March 12, 2014

Bro-friend

When a girls brother and boyfriends become friends, simply from being close with said girl.

John: yo u dating my sister
Marcus: yea
John: ok cool ig were Bro-friends
Marcus: dafuq does that mean

by ff69 April 27, 2024