Singapore Water Fountain

When a man is receiving anal sex while urinating.
He left the bar to use the bathroom and got a Singapore Water Fountain while he pissed.
by ZeekaVyyrus March 22, 2024
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bastard water

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.
by ShogunOfSorrow December 31, 2015
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Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.
I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.
by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023
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night water

Night water is that gulp of 3 hours old warm melted ice left over from that delicious coke you had finished 3 hours ago.
Need to take some advil but all I got is night water chokes on dry advil.
by crittersredrocket April 12, 2022
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eye-watering

some kind of invented adjective that describes either an experience like sticking your head out of a moving airplane or seeing something so appetizing that saliva actually streams out of your eyes.
The sushi there is eye-watering!
by Pooleside January 21, 2024
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An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 07, 2018
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Period in the pot water

When things are going bad in a gross way
I stepped in dog poop with bare feet. It was a real period in the pot water moment.
by I J Margulieth February 08, 2021
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