guide dog

A guide dog is an ugly woman who is out on the town with a much nicer looking woman (who has just moved to the town), showing her the local drinking places.

MAN: Alright darling, why dont you lose this guide dog and i'll show you round town!

PRETTY WOMAN: Ok

by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 28, 2007

Rotten Dog

A "shit sandwich" made using a hotdog bun.

Since I'm now a fecal-feliac, I was going to just eat that piece of poo over there. But it would be so much better if I put it onto a hotdog bun. Not so messy either!

by Mole Yak March 31, 2004

Washing the dog

A euphemism for masturbating. Used when trying to conceal it from certain people around you.

I love washing the dog in the shower

by gtown slang July 9, 2012

Bro Dog

A male who instead of hanging with his male friends, hangs out with females*

*females as in they all have a boyfriend so the "bro dog" has no chance with any of them

-see man whore

dude Jason's such a bro dog. he'd rather go to the movies with those bitchy girls than go to the skate park with us

by dcw313 September 23, 2009

steak dog

A sleek black lab that has a very tender body that resembles Filet Mignon steak.

Look! The steak dog is asleep on the couch. Let's attempt to sneak past it.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

road dog

Someone you have been in jail with.

Been in jail or prison with a friend (road dog).

by blkhg December 29, 2007

bad dog

While screwing a girl in the ass, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. Proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying "bad dog".

She was being a bitch so I gave her a bad dog.

by gary December 2, 2003