The middle of the Urban Dictionary 

The Center of the Urban Dictionary, where as long as people write more posts, sooner or later every definition will be in the exact center of the Urban Dictionary one day. As long as definitions aren't rejected.

"I can't wait until my definition makes it to the middle of the Urban Dictionary! Oh wait, it got rejected :("

The middle of the Urban Dictionary by Anonymous Dankster December 2, 2017

editors of urban dictionary 

People who take forever to accept or deny your definitions because they're so busy scratching their butts in their momma's basement. Either they take over a year to read and accept them or they won't read them at all and will forget their existence.

Editors of urban dictionary should get fired jk lol accept my definitions you bitches

editors of urban dictionary by da_wick3d_boi96 September 4, 2018

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! 

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! by Μorgz Mum March 7, 2019

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! 

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition.

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! by dickdevourer69 May 11, 2020

I wanna leave Urban Dictionary

F*ck you

I wanna leave Urban Dictionary, but I'm scared i will regret it

I wanna leave Urban Dictionary by RFGDSFDSAgse64 November 3, 2020

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. 

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Person 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you.

Person 2: Haha xD lol me too

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. by That guy said I was lesbian November 15, 2020

Screw the Urban Dictionary 

An expression of dislike for sites that hate people who voted for President Trump.

"All the anti-Trump media are controlled by the same 6 worldwide corporations. Screw the Urban Dictionary, they're obviously controlled by them too."

Screw the Urban Dictionary by maranathasoon December 8, 2020