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this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!
fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!
by talukderlover98 May 8, 2024
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Omnikin kiss

When a guy shits, pisses, and ejaculates in his woman’s mouth while sucking her period blood out in a 69 position and spits it in her mouth. Then they have to make out and ingest the contents Legend has it thag performing the omnikin kiss will lead you to heaven due to the major sacrifices
Guy 1: Dude have you omnikin kissed yet?
Dude 2: Yes, now we can go to heaven.
by Alina lambert May 12, 2024
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Kiss my meat

The term “Kiss my meat” is basically another version of saying “kiss my ass” but gayer, zestier, and sassier.
“Those shoes look lame!”

“Wtv hoe, kiss my meat😒”
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
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Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.
“Those shoes lame asf

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
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kissing kink

When you love kissing so much and it turns you on
P1:oh yea my girl kept kissing me and she kept getting more aggressive while we made out

P2: my guy. Your girl might have a kissing kink
by Quinn<33sex May 18, 2024
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Ball kisses

When you fart on your boyfriend’s balls while he’s inside you
I’m so gassy right now, if we have sex I’m going to give you some ball kisses
by Ballkisses May 19, 2024
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Kiss and tell

to publicly share details of private interactions, especially sexual relationships, in a book, article, or interview.
This isn't a kiss and tell book
by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024
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