guide dog

A guide dog is an ugly woman who is out on the town with a much nicer looking woman (who has just moved to the town), showing her the local drinking places.

MAN: Alright darling, why dont you lose this guide dog and i'll show you round town!

PRETTY WOMAN: Ok

by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 28, 2007

Washing the dog

A euphemism for masturbating. Used when trying to conceal it from certain people around you.

I love washing the dog in the shower

by gtown slang July 9, 2012

Rotten Dog

A "shit sandwich" made using a hotdog bun.

Since I'm now a fecal-feliac, I was going to just eat that piece of poo over there. But it would be so much better if I put it onto a hotdog bun. Not so messy either!

by Mole Yak March 31, 2004

steak dog

A sleek black lab that has a very tender body that resembles Filet Mignon steak.

Look! The steak dog is asleep on the couch. Let's attempt to sneak past it.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

road dog

Someone you have been in jail with.

Been in jail or prison with a friend (road dog).

by blkhg December 29, 2007

bad dog

While screwing a girl in the ass, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. Proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying "bad dog".

She was being a bitch so I gave her a bad dog.

by gary December 2, 2003

Dog Farts

Another name for a food dish that is commonly known as "Beans and Weiners". It derives the name "dog" from the ingredient called "hot dog" and the name "fart" from the widely known side effects of eating beans. It is a great name to use to get toddlers interested in trying them. I coined this phrase about 5 years ago while playing with my kids. We have also been known to call these "Franks Beans". We coined this phrase after watching Men In Black and they kept showing Frank the dog, with his balls showing.

When I serve Beans and weiners or Franks and beans I call them Dog Farts.

by Prison Duck January 4, 2011