chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018

Tit god

1. Girl in bathtub

2. Difisesh god
3. Muslim dad

Look it’s a tit god

by St. Mt. Ms. Mr. dr. Formative June 17, 2022

tit nest

A night club or local hot spot teeming with excitement and social/sexual opportunities.

Person A: Studio 54 is supposed to be off the hook! Wanna go?
Person B: Let's get up in that tit nest!

by RotBot February 23, 2014

Tits naked

When you are half naked, tits out

She still had pants on, but she was tits naked bro!

by Big Muscles001 December 13, 2019

kingpin tits

breasts with protruding nipples

dappa " geeez look at ethels nipples!"
hocknose " wowzers! they are protruding through her t-shirt big time!!! defo kingpin tits right there!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

Tits

A replacement word for positive acknowledgments like: awesome, cool, sweet, gnarly, stellar, wicked, fuckin right!

Bro 1: I got a new tattoo of a monkey's butt hole around my belly button that's bending over with your face on it!
Bro 2: Tits!

by baleiby6 July 14, 2020

America’s Tits

Tits so perfectly round, voluptuous, soft, voluminous, perky, and gorgeous that they become government property. Similar to a national park, these tits are proudly on display for all Americans to admire and worship.

Look at that blond topless chick on that boat - damn she’s got America’s Tits. They’re so perfect they belong on Mount Rushmore. She makes me proud to be American.

by True_X_Blue May 18, 2025