by Big ehh May 14, 2017
Get the blue hair queermug. the blue shoe bandit is a scrawny dwarf that usually runs around stealing little boys shoes while screaming the phrase "look it up." he thinks he is smart for telling people to google things that he knows because he googled them before they did. his weaknesses include clowns, ghosts, and articles criticizing tom brady.
Bobby: Watch out it's the blue shoe bandit!
Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!
Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*
Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!
Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*
Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by ricky_real_rich January 8, 2019
Get the Blue Shoe Banditmug. A high holiday rivaling Christmas among military personnel. Used in reference to the period of time after porta-potties have been emptied during which one can maaturbate peacefully unencumbered by the smell of shit and urine.
by motoboner May 17, 2014
Get the blue water daymug. Hey (name) I heard you got two blue lines.Congrats
Hey (name) you got 2 Blue lines??? Ur mom is gonna kick you out
Hey (name) you got 2 Blue lines??? Ur mom is gonna kick you out
by Daisy x January 27, 2017
Get the two blue linesmug. place of orgin: english ebonics
pronunciation: {ba-loo may-gaa man}
definition: noun: new,fresh,peezy,hyphyvery up and coming westcoast hip hop term that began with a hella cool guy, ME! JUST PLAYIN. anywayz given 2 more years, it will common hip hop terms like bi-atch or nigga or black buck rogers or even sierra-dubbbb. ok, it really is just the slang term for the percription pill called valium. this pill can give you restful sleep, perfect anti-axiety medication, the meat in a blue cheese sandwich, but most importantly, if combined with yellow mega man also known as norco, you will transform into super ultra mega man!
pronunciation: {ba-loo may-gaa man}
definition: noun: new,fresh,peezy,hyphyvery up and coming westcoast hip hop term that began with a hella cool guy, ME! JUST PLAYIN. anywayz given 2 more years, it will common hip hop terms like bi-atch or nigga or black buck rogers or even sierra-dubbbb. ok, it really is just the slang term for the percription pill called valium. this pill can give you restful sleep, perfect anti-axiety medication, the meat in a blue cheese sandwich, but most importantly, if combined with yellow mega man also known as norco, you will transform into super ultra mega man!
hey man, i am feeling slow motion cousin! that blue mega man got me floored. but it's friday, i dont got to work tomorrow, i think im turn into super ultra mega man tonight! rock on!
by HOT POCKET STOMPER January 1, 2009
Get the blue mega manmug. by 1243gbhsf April 7, 2017
Get the Blue collar boobsmug. in law enforcement circles in The United States a word for a person in the general population who illegally those blue police sirens on top of their vehicles.
a perfect example of a blue-eyed bandit would be a career criminal using a police siren to pull you over for a fake traffic stop violation and then simply to rob you of your valuables.
by Sexydimma October 4, 2014
Get the blue-eyed banditmug.