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john smith 3:15

“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets
my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday
by Johnny Smith 315 October 1, 2019
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National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!
National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*
by Google Calendar October 18, 2021
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Number 3

As a resulting of eating that bad chili, I had to go Number 3 in the toilet all day.
by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019
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name 3 friends

A good insult/comeback and a good response to ‘name 3 random band songs/albums’

You can alternatively use other numbers instead of 3 to fit what you’re responding to.
*John wearing a nirvana t-shirt*
*random old man runs up to him and starts shouting in his face*
R.O.M.: name 3 nirvana songs!
John: name 3 friends!
*R.O.M. goes into shock and starts rolling around on the floor because of how amazing John’s comeback was*
by vuahm June 7, 2024
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december 3

because of conan gray december you gotta give your partner a sweater 🥺
yo it’s december 3rd.....where my sweater

🥺👉🏼👈🏼
by thicc nicky December 3, 2020
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1+1=3

1+1=3 so yes
by LOCALMEMER March 22, 2023
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no <3

used to be funny at first but then it got taken over by the locals
basically used to signify sarcasm/pettiness or wtv
usually used with the kissy/blushy/heart face
Person: Do i think im cute?
Person 2: No <3
by noahneck September 26, 2020
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