What the Jesus Christ man?!

Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.
Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
by Rustee John April 16, 2008
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thats what I said

Phrase added after a comment to make something completely unsexual sound sexual and usually humerus. Derived from the phrase "thats what she said" and works similar.
"once I finish up with him, I'll get started on you"
"thats what I said"
by ambercake November 24, 2008
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sho know what to say

Tah Dal: Man that club was crunk as ever last night foo fool

Playboy: Sho know what to say
by Wood626 February 05, 2010
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what rap u spittin?

what u talkin about?
"chanel told me she saw u n some ho at the game friday..that true?"

"man yo u know chanel dont like my ass she's had it in for me since day one..so what rap u spittin?"

by crazy lady 5 February 08, 2008
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what's the haps

.. I had a friend in high school who would say this .. short for "What's happening?" .. saves one syllable and creates a noun .. actually it's use goes back to Shakespeare .. Hamlet at Ham IV.iii.70 "Howe'er my haps, my joys were ne'er begun."
Hey Man .. what's the haps?
by KarlLober January 26, 2018
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whats your damage

the equivalent of asking about the size of a man's penis.

Damage dealt to any body openings with the penis
Johnny: What's your damage, Lee?
Lee: I have 2 inches of damage.
by Guy Montag September 10, 2004
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what eva ya reckon

An idiotic saying my fellow australian co worker uses when I make a snide comment that he doesn't understand or offends him. This is a form of sarcasm to hide his true inadequacy as an Australian.
"Hey Gavin you idiot - you can't do that" - me

"what eva ya reckon wanker" - Gavin
by tsells August 08, 2006
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