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Bean

An interesting piece of food that will make you feel butterflies near your bro in the hot tub. (Then you make bubbles)

As the beans are gas bombs that you eat.
I felt beans making bubbles out of my butt in the hot tub with my bro.
by Therealgoatishereforall January 10, 2022
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Bean

Bean is queen
by Imaweirdolmao November 14, 2018
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Flick her bean

When I screw my women’s face she loves to flick her bean.
by DifferentCloth January 11, 2025
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Dirty shrigney bean

When you use up an entire box of Kleenex a day, from spaffing constantly
He can’t stop rubbing his nub, he’s always off for a dirty shrigney bean. His mother won’t buy boxes of tissues for the house any more
by OEFFL May 18, 2020
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Cool beans

A slang term originated in the 60s for the words cool, awesome, or legit

Also can be used sarcasm

Cool beans has made it big in pop culture
Nick- Wass up homie, I got da greatest news
Lance- what’s it’s bro

Nick- I got my drivers license back
Lance- cool beans bruh
Nick- I know right
by Oh really??? March 31, 2019
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Bean

A bean, or "The Bean," is a word or phrase used to describe the shape of someone's head. Typically, someone with a long or irregularly shaped bald head. This expression is frequently used to describe someone who has had a clean-shaven haircut. Or to refer to bald persons in general.
HAHAHA YO you got the bean.”
“Shutup wide bean.”
“Your stretched bean.”
by Kasem123 April 7, 2024
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Nipple Beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
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