butt monkey

A universal descriptor, useful in just about any situation (see examples below), if used properly. It can be used in a variety of ways.

As fast as a buttmonkey, As slow as a buttmonkey, Hotter than 10,000 buttmonkeys or Colder than a buttmonkey in a deep freeze, It's raining like a buttmonkey with a firehose. Well I'll be a buttmonkey's uncle. It worked until you buttmonkeyed it!, Don't buttmonkey me, I know you're .......
You're a buttmonkey (bad thing). You're a buttmonkey (good thing). You bet your bottom buttmonkey. I wouldn't date her if she was the last buttmonkey on Earth.

by Eric the Computer Guy October 26, 2003

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Monkey Boy

A man with a simian gait and a tendancy towards random acts of mischief.

Has Monkey Boy swaggered off with the rent to buy a bag of garys again.

by Gareth Mitchell January 11, 2004

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chunky monkey

When providing cunnilingus, the discovery of a piece of white discharge in one's mouth.

I was trying to rev up that dead fish by going down on her and I found a chunky monkey.

by Johnny Cachinga March 7, 2003

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tit monkey

One who enjoys tits alot, and is proud of it.

Hugh Hefner is a tit monkey.

by T-Moneytitmonkey November 21, 2007

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penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.

John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.

by Mark April 14, 2005

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