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Keyboard Slap

When you slap your cock against your keyboard for 2+ hours in order to do the following actions:
1. Create an MLG video.

2. Create a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video
3. Anything else I guess is possible if Donald Trump can become president.
I wanted to send my friend a Snapchat, so I did a keyboard slap
by Klfeeedome November 2, 2015
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Slapping Dick

When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie
Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day
by Foodincorporated July 15, 2022
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Slap

Hey let’s go get some ice cream.
Ok, Slap
by PeachyMilk June 15, 2020
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Slaps

adj. Gen Z slang meaning good, or catchy. Usually used to describe music and usually used as follows:
"Bro, this song SLAPS!"
by GamersRightsAdvocate June 4, 2021
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Mitch Slapped

The act of getting surprised by the actions of guys named Mitch. Being caught off guard when guys named Mitch get special treatment.
Did you hear that Mitch got the day off? I asked and was denied.”

“You’ve just been Mitch Slapped.”
by OverworkedTrooper June 30, 2021
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bitch slap

a bitch slap is when u get bitch slapped stupid niggas
example: Psyduck uses confusion Ditto Uses transform Its now a Psyduck Ditto Psyduck uses bitch slap
by hardpenis.org August 5, 2022
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Slap ass Uno

An Ancient and holy ritual Preformed by "The Boys" Where the lads play a game of Uno and when the game ends the Lad with the most cards gets Slapped by a wooden Sword as hard as trying to thanos's hair line.
Lad 1 : Bro Lets play slap ass uno
Lad 2 : Bet bruh
Lad 3 : Bet imma grab the wooden sword
by GoryCost70 September 9, 2021
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