Wing-Mom

A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.

Upon finding out my date’s survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the “you have to go home now” bail out

by TeamCook March 28, 2019

Wing-Mom

A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.

Upon finding out my date’s survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the “you have to go home now” bail out

by TeamCook March 28, 2019

Mom’s Spaghetti

A funny way of saying that you or someone else is nervous. It’s a lyric form an Eminem song called “lose yourself” from the 8 mile sound track

The example in the song/movie:
“There’s vomit on his sweater already, Mom’s Spaghetti, he’s nervous”

by Alyigator March 30, 2019

ur mom

ur mom. the one who birthed you out of a lasagna

ur mom is pretty GAY (good at yoga)

by lemon.turtle April 2, 2019

Your mom

Offend you mom

Your mom and I banged last night

by Kalsla April 5, 2019

Ur mom gay

No u

Friend: ur mom gay
You: No u

by FUKYACHICKENSTRIPS April 11, 2019

Your mom

One of the nicest people ever and will guide you throughout most of your life,sticking by your side although she might be a bit stressful at times.

Dave:Fuck you
Jared:that’s not what your mom said last night

by Bluefacebleedem April 14, 2019