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Prison baby

A prison baby is when a gay male in the prison system withholds their bowel movements, and all anal ejacuations from their partners in for a month. After a month has passed the male inmate will finally pass the months build up of cum, and feces. The object is to give the feeling of birth, and can make the gay prison inmate the feeling of motherhood. Some reports have stated that they've seen prison babies the size of a football.
James and John have been in love and in prison together for a few years. They wanted to start a family so James and John decided to have a prison baby.
by Enlightened Master June 10, 2014
mugGet the Prison babymug.

Mongloid baby

A baby mongloid; Also used to call someone an idiot.
by Xavier breath May 13, 2005
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baby shower

when you wear a condom and dump the remnants or refuse of your seed on her head
by stubadub2000 January 24, 2010
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crack baby

(1) An individual who bases his or her beliefs on unfounded and unsubstantiated rumors. These individuals constantly spout endless phsychobabble about their distorted view of the world. Also can be a person who has a belief, but for some ODD reason cannot explain the core reason behind this belief.
(2) An individual who takes potshots in a debate and makes character assasinations to avoid the subject matter of the person questioning him/her.
(3) A ignorant "ghetto" wanna-be pimp of the worst type, whether he/she be an (A)Digital Pimp or (B)Real life pimp. A person concerened only with material possesions. These individuals' mental state is usually marked by an over-agressive nature, extreme piggishnish to the opposite sex, are overly concerned with material posseions, and frequently use the word "hater" to attempt to weasel out of debates and launch character assasinations on persons of opposite viewpoints.
(4)A child born via a mother who abuses drugs.
by EditorMG March 1, 2004
mugGet the crack babymug.

baby sitting

If a man nutts in someone's hand and they hold it. usually in a sexual act
A girl jerks a guy off and he cums in her hand. the sperm in her hand qualifies her as baby sitting
by tymer April 30, 2006
mugGet the baby sittingmug.

baby daddy

The man you can be, but usually aren't dating, that you want to have your child.
Kyiesha:Ooh that man is fine, I want him to by my baby daddy!
by Gwenny April 16, 2006
mugGet the baby daddymug.

G Baby

Younger person who follows in one's entourage acting as a pupil and personal PR agent. He tells all of your rep and how filthy you are
Inquisiting Person?: And who are you supposed to be?

G-Baby: He's the prince, the one and only, the greatest...
by Kupla-Khan September 17, 2005
mugGet the G Babymug.

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