Fuck up

To mess things up; to make the same mistake repeatedly

He has cheated on her countless times; he is such a fuck up.

by Lacp May 1, 2015

surly fuck

A person who is really mean, but in reality is just joking. You think.

So that guy in class called me a dumbass with a straight face at first, and then he laughed. He is such a surly fuck.

by SrlyDude2 August 6, 2009

Cluster Fucking

To drive on a busy freeway in close proximity to other cars, ignoring the multiple open lanes. Usually entails drivers clustering to the right side of the freeway while two or more left hand lanes are open, causing a dangerous and just stupid scenario at high speeds, greatly increasing the probability of an accident, which is usually caused by one person hitting their brakes, getting rear-ended, losing control of their car. This process repeats for the car that caused the rear-ending, as he/she is then rear-ended, and this goes into a domino effect of destruction, chaos, and sometimes death. Which in some circles, is recognized as Traffic Darwinism, as the less intelligent drivers are sometimes killed by their own stupidity.

Other definitions:

A dense orgy of more than three people where positioning movement is difficult. Often consists of double penetrations and more skin touching than air.

WTF is up with these people! Get out of the way! Look at all that freeway over there! Bunch of cluster fuckers!

I almost got hit by 3 cars on the freeway because all these idiots kept on cluster fucking the road!

Sally really knows how to cluster fuck! I didn't know there were that many places to put a penis!

by notstoppingtohelp February 24, 2010

City fuck

the act of cutting off one to many cars by passing from the right lane especially at a red light. Gets its name because is usually only possible in the city.

Driver: Dude, were gonna be late!

Passenger: Just city fuck everyone at this light.

by BLURian March 1, 2010

shut the fuck

When you don't have enuff time to utter the word "up."

Bill: Dude, that bear is gonna eat you.

Dude: Shut the fuck.....

by shiiiiiukno March 2, 2010

Fuck Option

One that you deem worthy of fucking, and know that at any given point in time, the feeling is reciprocated. Applies to both males and females. Very similar to booty call.

Dude, I just wanna get my dick wet, I'm gonna go through my phone and text all my fuck options.

by thisgirl. January 25, 2010

Bunk Fuck

When two sets of partners engage in sexual intercourse at the same time. One pair fuck on the top bunk while the other pair fucks on the bottom, respectively

Did u hear that Paul and Michael bunk fucked with Strangie and Cris?

by stangiemw2 December 13, 2009