Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole

Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

bean

A term of great endearment, affection and admiration.

“your my favourite, bean”

“thanks bean”

by bakeoffbean101 December 1, 2021

Beaned

To Jizz make some cream cheese all over your friends mom.

"I just beaned in your mom expect a sibling in 9 months"

by Beaned in your mom August 1, 2018

cream bean

the term for ejaculating or "busting a nut" directly on the clitoris.

"yo johnny! i gave victoria that cream bean last night!"

by TheRealEpicGqmer December 31, 2024

baked bean

someone who was born with a concrete block for a head.

jordan is a baked bean, things go into one ear and come out through the other.

by pabloescobarr778 November 14, 2023

Bean Throne

A penis. The bean being the vagina, and the throne being the male genitalia.

"Lemme pop a squat on yo bean throne"

The happy trail led straight to his bean throne.

by pijjypooge April 4, 2013

Skin bean

My little cousin brycen

Brycen need to quit playin wit me I thought he was a skin bean

by Brook the cook January 11, 2021