Cadillac Balls

When you're too cheap to fly somewhere for a girl and end up having to borrow the old man's Caddy to get there and then you STILL get rejected.

Jake was too damn cheap to fly down to Miami so the idiot DROVE there to make love to Samantha and found out she REALLY ONLY liked him as a friend. He clearly suffered from Cadillac Balls that week.

by JSP2 September 13, 2012

ciel balls

When ciel has balls. His/Her/Their last name is automatically balls.

Also when your balls get ran over from a tricycle.

Kaiden: Hey!! I just ran over your balls with my tricycle Ciel Balls!!!

Ciel Balls: Woah…my balls turned into a car with wheels…

by Ciel Balls (real) /srs November 26, 2021

Biggy Balls

Biggy Balls - A way of saying Biggy Smalls in a more convenient way

Did you hear Biggy Balls new song

by November 13th March 30, 2021

fake ball

Pretending to "ball hard"

Pretending to be rich when in reality you are not.

John just fake balls, he makes minimum wage at McDonald's

by Fakeballsohard November 25, 2016

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on their toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dick bends right up into their arse and gets shit on it.

I was taking a massive dump last night, while on the edge of my seat, and got messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

Horn ball

A person who’s horny 24/7

Brianna is a horn ball all day everyday....

by Brianna Hamer December 19, 2020

Chemo Balls

When you wear really tight clothes and your pubes start falling off.

- What the fuck? There are pubes all in my underwear -

- Bro, you have chemo balls! -

by mans shagged ur nan July 24, 2016