hot shank

When someone farts on you and it leaves a mark.

I was sitting next to Jeff when he leaned over and game me a hot shank. Now I gotta go change my pants.

by jfherring June 2, 2008

Hot strumpet

like a crumpet but hotter and more slutty

she's a real hot strumpet

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Spooky Hot

Someone or something that is frightening, creepy, or otherwise disconcerting, but still possesses an undeniable undercurrent of sex appeal.

Examples are gothic chicks, young hitchhikers, and -- I quote from the originator of the phrase -- "The Ice Queen from that Narnia movie."

"This creepy guy on the highway asked me for a ride. He was spooky hot, so I said okay."

by AlishaDAshley June 27, 2008

Icy hot

When you take a shit in a cold bathroom and your asshole starts to burn

Guy 1: “where’s Dave?”
Guy2: “oh he’s in the bathroom suffering from icy hot”

by Iceberg lettuce May 3, 2018

HOT STOVE

A VEHICLE PURCHASE SCENARIO WITH HIGH PROBABILITY OF A CUSTOMER MAKING A WARRANTY PURCHASE FOR A MINIMAL AMOUNT OF MONEY.

HERE COMES A HOT STOVE ABE!

by CRANK RYAN September 4, 2017

Hot Trot

The Hot Trot is where you and your kinky step sis go for an approximately 2hrs. Then find a barn nearby (has to be a barn just because) and eat her tight ass out with all that scrumptious and also sweaty ass

Hey stepsis, mom isn’t here, let’s hot trot to the barn.

by Bust Nuttington III October 19, 2019

hot doggie

a Hot Doggie is when someone walks up to your food and sticks their penis in it.

"Marc gave me a real Hot Doggie today at lunch."

by Zechoni October 8, 2017